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My timeline is sexualizing my childhood favorite, Arthur the aardvark, and quite frankly, I am here for it
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oh thank god
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so many people are telling me they accidentally voted wrong on my twitter poll that i am genuinely worried for november.
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Ok well this is already mean
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I am the best follow I know. I am jealous I'm not me and can't feel what it's like to follow me.
I mean I'm jealous I'm not you
I am me
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Listen it's late here and early there and I'm drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into
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When you click on an article's photo and it's the same size so u gotta go to the link
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Ok time to stop eating pasta twice a day and simultaneously wondering why these last few won't come off
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A girl was trying to catch a pokemon and found a body in a river instead so I don't know about this
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I guess this is growing up
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If drivers didn't sign NDA's i'd be screwed because the car ride is home to some of my most epic meltdowns and tirades
Our driver Jerry was the first to know I was pregnant. Lol HE LOYAL
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Luna's music video debut slash lunch break #songofthesummer #MILFMONEY
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.@andy @Bravotv please tell me if I won a Bravo award. It's 12:30am here I'll never make it to 4. I need to know if i should cancel my cable
Wow I just woke up to some horrible news, @Bravotv.......@DIRECTV U MAY CANCEL OUR TELEVISION THANK YOU
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I'm at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go "be around cool people" after
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How was the Beyonce concert, you asked?
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Thank you to "pure colon detox" comments on my deepest of instagram posts for really keeping me humble
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Just realized I have finally reached 2 million followers *OR* 3 if I unblocked everyone! I'm verklempt!
