25 Times Chrissy Teigen's Twitter Was A Goddamn Gift To The Internet
"Listen it's late here and early there and I'm drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into."
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My timeline is sexualizing my childhood favorite, Arthur the aardvark, and quite frankly, I am here for it
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oh thank god
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so many people are telling me they accidentally voted wrong on my twitter poll that i am genuinely worried for november.
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Ok well this is already mean
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I am the best follow I know. I am jealous I'm not me and can't feel what it's like to follow me.
I mean I'm jealous I'm not you
I am me
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Listen it's late here and early there and I'm drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into
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When you click on an article's photo and it's the same size so u gotta go to the link
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Ok time to stop eating pasta twice a day and simultaneously wondering why these last few won't come off
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A girl was trying to catch a pokemon and found a body in a river instead so I don't know about this
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I guess this is growing up
14.
If drivers didn't sign NDA's i'd be screwed because the car ride is home to some of my most epic meltdowns and tirades
Our driver Jerry was the first to know I was pregnant. Lol HE LOYAL
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Luna's music video debut slash lunch break #songofthesummer #MILFMONEY
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.@andy @Bravotv please tell me if I won a Bravo award. It's 12:30am here I'll never make it to 4. I need to know if i should cancel my cable
Wow I just woke up to some horrible news, @Bravotv.......@DIRECTV U MAY CANCEL OUR TELEVISION THANK YOU
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I'm at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go "be around cool people" after
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How was the Beyonce concert, you asked?
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Thank you to "pure colon detox" comments on my deepest of instagram posts for really keeping me humble
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Just realized I have finally reached 2 million followers *OR* 3 if I unblocked everyone! I'm verklempt!