"Is this dude REALLY coming back here again after I *just* broke up this fight?"
"I just came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. (Literally.)"
"GUYS, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? I TOLD YOU VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER."
"Seriously, bro. C'mon — let him go."
"YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS."
"That's right, step away."
"You'll feel better about this tomorrow. Trust me."
*And in one fell swoop, Zac removes the culprit, effectively ending the fight and saving the day.*
"My work here is done."
"You're welcome."
