1. This very real predicament:
Now that I'm not living with my dad how do I schedule dentist appointments
2. This truth:
The more I age the more I sympathize with the Grinch
3. This glorious dream:
.@HVRanch invited me to a ranch and pizza party and I went of course follow your fuckin dreams never let people tel… https://t.co/eTmhDi26Nq
4. This burn:
.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back
5. This hilarious throwback:
say that to my fuckin face
6. This interesting perspective:
Every Y you add onto "hey" is a different layer of depression.
7. This valid truth:
Every man MUST have a flaw. That is why I don't trust Michael Bublé
8. This discovery:
The people have spoken @colesprouse
9. This optimism:
All chaps can be assless if you carry scissors with you.
10. This cure:
I'm self medicating with La Croix
11. This reality:
I will have full, hour long conversations with my dog but refuse to read even a page of a user manual
12. This tragedy:
And to make matters worse, that flyer didn't help our situation at all :(
13. This relatable truth:
What a beautiful California day outside that I wont let touch my skin at all
14. This important step in dating:
It's only a matter of time before any relationship degenerates to a trading of memes
15. And this bold statement:
I can bet that people who don't fold their pizza won't survive the apocalypse.