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24 People Who Aren't Ready To Accept That Ryan Gosling Is A Father

"The longer I think about Ryan Gosling having a baby with someone who isn't me the more I want to die."

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A lot of people are pretty upset that THEY weren't having Gos' baby:

1.

Why is Ryan Gosling dating and having babies with someone that's not me that's honestly so rude I'm VERY salty about it.

lila@alliekristine_

Why is Ryan Gosling dating and having babies with someone that's not me that's honestly so rude I'm VERY salty about it.

11:34 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

when ryan gosling has a baby with another woman:-(

caisha cooper@caishmoney

when ryan gosling has a baby with another woman:-(

12:04 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

The longer I think about Ryan Gosling having a baby with someone who isn't me the more I want to die

Hayley Alyssa Butler@haybutler

The longer I think about Ryan Gosling having a baby with someone who isn't me the more I want to die

1:11 PM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4.

RYAN GOSLING STOP HAVING BABIES WITH PEOPLE THAT ARENT ME.

Jess fest@Jess_LeeAnnn

RYAN GOSLING STOP HAVING BABIES WITH PEOPLE THAT ARENT ME.

12:02 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

It's sad, almost debilitating, knowing that I will never be the mother of Ryan Gosling's first child.

Venus Elliot @venuselliot

It's sad, almost debilitating, knowing that I will never be the mother of Ryan Gosling's first child.

5:56 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

Ryan Gosling had a baby and it's not with me...line up the tequila shots...

Lola Lo Norwich@lolalonorwich

Ryan Gosling had a baby and it's not with me...line up the tequila shots...

12:15 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Many people are still in a state of shock and disbelief:

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7.

constant reminders that ryan gosling's child has been born & I can't escape them :-) please world, let me live in my sweet world of denial

genz@scumbaggenz

constant reminders that ryan gosling's child has been born & I can't escape them :-) please world, let me live in my sweet world of denial

11:51 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

Suddenly a dark cloud settled over Tuesday morning – Eva Mendes had a baby with Ryan Gosling?!

Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

Suddenly a dark cloud settled over Tuesday morning – Eva Mendes had a baby with Ryan Gosling?!

1:09 PM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Ryan Gosling is already a father to a baby girl....... What to feel :((((

Sev@severinabuan

Ryan Gosling is already a father to a baby girl....... What to feel :((((

11:53 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

I had a dream last night I had a makeout sesh with Ryan Gosling...it's almost like my soul was saying goodbye

Dominique Johnson@dchanelj

I had a dream last night I had a makeout sesh with Ryan Gosling...it's almost like my soul was saying goodbye

12:04 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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11.

still refuse to believe eva mendes had a baby with ryan gosling

heath er@heather_retro

still refuse to believe eva mendes had a baby with ryan gosling

11:51 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Some people had some #dark thoughts:

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12.

In Ryan Gosling's next film he doesn't say a word, he just stares into the camera until you start crying.

antisocialsocialist@gobmentcheese

In Ryan Gosling's next film he doesn't say a word, he just stares into the camera until you start crying.

7:36 PM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

ryan gosling had his baby, life goals disappeared

Cat Butler@caitlin_butler_

ryan gosling had his baby, life goals disappeared

1:06 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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14.

we haven't even seen pictures of ryan gosling's baby yet, and I already know she's more beautiful than I'll ever be

Erin Daly@edales_

we haven't even seen pictures of ryan gosling's baby yet, and I already know she's more beautiful than I'll ever be

2:24 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

I can't quite believe Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had a baby... you've ruined my whole life plans Eva #slutbag #hesmine

Jasmin Bailey@JasminBailey182

I can't quite believe Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes had a baby... you've ruined my whole life plans Eva #slutbag #hesmine

1:58 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Other people thought of some ~interesting~ ideas:

16.

all i want is to have a baby boy i can raise to grow up and marry Ryan Gosling's baby girl

brent@thebadchemicals

all i want is to have a baby boy i can raise to grow up and marry Ryan Gosling's baby girl

12:00 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17.

ryan gosling's baby girl has been born and I would really like to babysit her because that's the next best thing to actually being her

katie loukeris@katie_louk

ryan gosling's baby girl has been born and I would really like to babysit her because that's the next best thing to actually being her

11:47 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Ryan gosling is now a father and that's okay because I think I would make a great stepmom.

$@izrahamed

Ryan gosling is now a father and that's okay because I think I would make a great stepmom.

1:03 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And a few people just had some brilliant thoughts about the whole thing:

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EVA MENDES AND RYAN GOSLING HAD THEIR BABY LAST FRIDAY AND ITS PROBABLY THE BEST LOOKING INFANT THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

not becky@rebeccaskotek

EVA MENDES AND RYAN GOSLING HAD THEIR BABY LAST FRIDAY AND ITS PROBABLY THE BEST LOOKING INFANT THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

1:01 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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20.

Ryan Gosling is seriously the dilfs of all dilfs now...

Em@Emma_Henschke

Ryan Gosling is seriously the dilfs of all dilfs now...

11:40 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Eva Mendes is 40 (hottest 40 year old ever) and had Ryan Gosling's baby (he's 33)...YOU GO GIRL

rach friesen@rachfriesen

Eva Mendes is 40 (hottest 40 year old ever) and had Ryan Gosling's baby (he's 33)...YOU GO GIRL 💪

1:49 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have a daughter now. The sacred gene pool sequence has been activated.

Nico Angelo@NicoDenosta

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have a daughter now.

The sacred gene pool sequence has been activated.

11:50 AM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

So apparently Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby on Friday. He is already building them both a house. By hand.

Enty Lawyer@entylawyer

So apparently Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling's baby on Friday. He is already building them both a house. By hand.

12:49 PM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

I feel like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez's baby could easily be Ariana Grande.

WW@weekend3warrior

I feel like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez's baby could easily be Ariana Grande.

12:48 PM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

CONGRATS TO THE ADORABLE NEW FAMILY.