2. Tyra Banks
Take a shower? Or Feed the baby? #MomLife
3. Britney Spears
At it again... Having more fun than my kids lol
4. Anna Faris
"I don't think so mommy!" Is what my child said after "Can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?"
5. Zooey Deschanel
Q. If you dress your baby in a black turtleneck is she dressed as a.)Audrey Hepburn b.)Steve Jobs or c.)Andy Warhol?
6. Carrie Underwood
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish...
7. Bethenny Frankel
It is sooo funny. I used to get crazy with my own costume. Now i'm lucky if I brush my hair. Too obsessed w my daughter's look.
8. Kim Kardashian
New glam team alert 👻- KimKardashian
9. Brooklyn Decker
Ironically, I'm sitting on a flight as I type this. Pumping next to a perfectly, lovely (male) stranger. Listening to lemonade. All is well.
10. Olivia Wilde
If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed. 👍
11. Zoe Saldana
The Force is strong in this household. #StarWars #TheForceAwakens
12. Kristen Bell
uyfvuykfuyigh;oihniniikhbnlo (that was a live tweet from my daughter)#HouseOfLies
13. Hilary Duff
But this kid tho ....❤️.....however four is no joke if any of you moms out there hear me! Lol
14. Snooki
Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting. #momproblems 🤔🤔🤔🤔
15. Christina Applegate
#badmoms. I once took very good and clean floss out of the trash to floss her teeth. She yelled at me.
16. Alyson Hannigan
Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?
17. Malin Akerman
A friend juggles water balloons. My son asks me to try. I fail. Son says "mamma's broken" #aintthatthetruth #kidssaythedarndestthings