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    17 Hilariously Perfect Celebrity Mom Tweets

    "Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting."

    1. Chrissy Teigen

    2. Tyra Banks

    Take a shower? Or Feed the baby? #MomLife

    3. Britney Spears

    At it again... Having more fun than my kids lol

    4. Anna Faris

    "I don't think so mommy!" Is what my child said after "Can you please pick up the popcorn you threw all over?"

    5. Zooey Deschanel

    Q. If you dress your baby in a black turtleneck is she dressed as a.)Audrey Hepburn b.)Steve Jobs or c.)Andy Warhol?

    6. Carrie Underwood

    It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish...

    7. Bethenny Frankel

    It is sooo funny. I used to get crazy with my own costume. Now i'm lucky if I brush my hair. Too obsessed w my daughter's look.

    8. Kim Kardashian

    New glam team alert πŸ‘»- KimKardashian

    9. Brooklyn Decker

    Ironically, I'm sitting on a flight as I type this. Pumping next to a perfectly, lovely (male) stranger. Listening to lemonade. All is well.

    10. Olivia Wilde

    If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed. πŸ‘

    11. Zoe Saldana

    The Force is strong in this household. #StarWars #TheForceAwakens

    12. Kristen Bell

    uyfvuykfuyigh;oihniniikhbnlo (that was a live tweet from my daughter)#HouseOfLies

    13. Hilary Duff

    But this kid tho ....❀️.....however four is no joke if any of you moms out there hear me! Lol

    14. Snooki

    Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting. #momproblems πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

    15. Christina Applegate

    #badmoms. I once took very good and clean floss out of the trash to floss her teeth. She yelled at me.

    16. Alyson Hannigan

    Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

    17. Malin Akerman

    A friend juggles water balloons. My son asks me to try. I fail. Son says "mamma's broken" #aintthatthetruth #kidssaythedarndestthings

    Happy Mother's Day to all of the badass, incredible, inspiring moms out there! πŸ’•πŸ’ͺ