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is there a medically accepted disorder for when you absolutely despise every couple on house hunters because I think I have that
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{at Home Depot job interview} Any home improvement skills? Me: No, but I often guess correctly which home they'll pick on House Hunters.
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i like to watch house hunters because i like to be angry and feel really poor.
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Ok there's a House Hunters on right now where the main concern is where all their birds will go. Where ALL THE BIRDS will go.
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Me: *panicking about everything I have to do this week* Me to me: just keep watching House Hunters
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Watching House Hunters and once again wondering if it should be renamed Can We Save This Marriage? #HouseHunters #TalkToEachOther
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These people on house hunters all like, "oh $890,000? Ugh, needs some work, but it's got that marble I like, and it… https://t.co/AXkGcqrKk8
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People on House Hunters b like "Hi, I work in a surf shack & my husband plays in a mariachi band and our budget is 1.2m" 🙂
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I blame about 98% of my anger issues on people on House Hunters who pick the wrong fucking house
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Thousands of years after humans are extinct, an alien stumbles upon an episode of House Hunters. "I am glad that you are dead", he blorps.
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house hunters be like "I want a former kitchen, 79 bedrooms, 34 bathroom, 23,000 square feet and my budget is 12 dollars"
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Today on Househunters International, another clueless white couple search for bonus rooms & granite countertops in rural Nicaragua.
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You innocently put on one episode of House Hunters and 14 episodes later, you realize what you have done to yourself.
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House hunters: its $300,000 over your budget but it has a microwave built into the kitchen island !!!!
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"I don't want hardwood in our bedroom, it's not comfortable" YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR GUY FROM HOUSE HUNTERS
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*Typical house hunters episode* Husband: well I like the beach and to be next to water Wife: well I'm allergic to water so
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When I think things might be rocky in my relationship I turn on House Hunters and then I feel better.
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Every episode of House Hunters should begin with the narrator saying, "He wants move in-ready, she wants a project, and they BOTH want out!"
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Do you guys want to be the one to tell this woman on House Hunters her husband is screwing their male realtor, or should I?
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When you're watching House Hunters and 3 is the CLEAR choice but they pick 2??????
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*house hunters* Buyer: my budget is $250k Realtor: ok so it's slightly over budget at 1 mil but look the shower door slides so fast wheeee
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My mutant superpower is "being able to predict which couples are going to get divorced on "House Hunters"
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When the couple chooses the wrong house on house hunters
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house hunters couple: Wow, this place is within our budget and has everything we wanted. house hunters couple: Pick… https://t.co/UGmMHxYcdF
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Me watching house hunters international wishing I was 29 and married looking for a cottage in Salzburg
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People on House Hunters: I want 5 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, oceanfront views, and a small country. Realtor: What's yo… https://t.co/NCWD16Q6il
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*forgets to DVR House Hunters marathon*
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As long as there's House Hunters, you'll never convince me things are "bad" in our country.
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House Hunters should have interactive voting. "Sorry, Brenda. You're getting the house $40k over your budget with the awful bathrooms"
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House Hunters Intl: "we're looking for our 4th summer home in Fiji with no less than 8 outdoor kitchens" Me:
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"i didn't realize it would be so expensive to get everything on my wishlist" -- ancient house hunters proverb
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I want a vintage home but I want to make it look completely modern/open. 💁🏽♂️ #househunters