1. This valid question:
Do you think Corinne's parents give her the Sims on the computer and say she's running her own company? #TheBachelor
2. This truly inspirational poster:
"You miss 100% of the naps you never take"- Corinne, probably. #TheBachelor @minakimes @billbarnwell @julietlitman
3. This excellent theory:
Corinne is definitely just two toddlers stacked in a coat. 1 - takes naps, 2 - says "poopie", 3 - likes "cheese pasta". #TheBachelor
4. This yearbook page that you want to believe is real:
If this doesn't explain the type of crazy Corinne is, I don't know what will #TheBachelor
5. When she was peak relatable:
Say what you will about Corinne, but the woman is housing tater tots and downing champagne, and I'm into it. #TheBachelor @BachelorABC
6. This iconic truth:
When Kristina gets the rose Corinne: #TheBachelor
7. When we were all trying to connect the dots:
Michael Jordan took naps, Abraham Lincoln took naps, but I get in trouble for taking a nap #Corinne #TheBachelor
8. This interesting discovery:
I just checked Corinne's symptoms on webmd, and apparently she has Hay Fever. #TheBachelor
9. Everything about this statement:
"I'm not privileged, in any way shape or form" - Corinne, 24 y/o with a nanny #TheBachelor
10. This incredible finding:
Our first look at #TheBachelor Corinne's multi-million dollar company:
11. This valid question:
Corinne please DM me whatever spa you know that serves tacos #TheBachelor
12. This classic conversation:
Raven: "I know what her vagina looks like." Corinne: "But was her vageen platinum?" #TheBachelor
13. When her priorities were on point:
Corinne is ready to confront Taylor as soon as she finishes inhaling all the Pizza rolls #priorities #thebachelor
14. This A+ dream:
"I just want to be in a spa being fed a taco" -your dreams are valid, Corinne #TheBachelor
15. When Josephine made Raquel proud:
"Chew your food," Josephine cautions Corinne. "Thank GOD someone reminded her!" shouts Raquel the Nanny at home. #TheBachelor
16. This argument:
I'd like to disagree with Corinne. She HAS been fighting for a pickle. #TheBachelor
17. This truth:
10/10, would attend a TEDTalk given by Corinne about Napping. #TheBachelor
18. This genius date plan:
Multi-million dollar date idea: Have Corinne run her "business" while the girls try to figure out how to slice her cucumbers. #TheBachelor
19. This suggestion:
Taylor should charge Corinne $250 when this session is over #TheBachelor
20. This tragic letdown:
Really upset that they didn't hard cut to adult Corinne being bottlefed by Raquel after Nicks baby cow scene #wyatr #thebachelor @ArdenMyrin
21. This campaign that we can all get behind:
Corinne needs to make it to home town dates just so we can meet her nanny #thebachelor
22. When Corinne was all of us:
Corinne: "I'm gonna rip her a new one I'm so pissed" *grabs a chicken nugget* #thebachelor #same
23. This questionable moment:
Corinne: "I'm starting to get the vibe that girls have an issue with me." America: "Really? What was your first clue?" #TheBachelor
24. This reality:
"Vanessa gave me a very touching gift from her students. Corinne told me she's like an ear of corn. I'm very conflicted"-Nick #TheBachelor
25. This statement that'll make you go HMMM:
"Are you here for the right reasons?" - Kristina "Uh, duh. Who doesn't want to be on the cover of @people" - Corinne #TheBachelor
26. This glorious perfect look into the future:
Corinne and Chad on Bachelor In Paradise. Think about it. #TheBachelor
27. And this sneak peek of next week's episode:
Corinne: "If I did something wrong, please come and talk to me." All of the girls: #TheBachelor