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When you know the girl, but you're NOT supposed to know the girl. #TheBachelorette
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Tonight's episode of #TheBachelorette was literally just dogs:
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When Rachel says she is not here to be played 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #TheBachelorette
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Finally, a quality man on this show #TheBachelorette
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Demario: "Ohhh Who is this?" His GF: "OhHh WhO Iz ThIs?" #TheBachelorette
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Me running into Peter's arms #TheBachelorette
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Me episode 1 vs. me episode 2 #TheBachelorette
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Lawyer Rachel is coming out to play. The dramz is GOOOOD! #TheBachelorette
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Rachel: "I've asked one of my friends to help..." All of us, hoping: #TheBachelorette
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demario walked in like #TheBachelorette
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My favorite dates are where a guy makes me lay face down on a couch while in a gown while he hits my pressure points #TheBachelorette
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It's time for a return to traditional values. By which I mean go back to the days of a rose ceremony each episode. #TheBachelorette
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If you don't address him as Mr. Harrison you don't get to have any mimosas, just plain old Bud Light. #TheBachelorette
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DeMario is the reason why girls keep screenshots #TheBachelorette
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Me: every time I catch a glimpse of Peter #TheBachelorette
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5 minutes left in the show and trying to figure out how there will be a cocktail party and a rose ceremony.… https://t.co/BuEbtInkZL
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Rachel: DeMario is a dirty dog... unlike Copper who is a very, very good boy. #TheBachelorette
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when that guy started singing #TheBachelorette
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Fun fact: "These white dudes are kinda buggin' right now" was the original title for #TheBachelorette.
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Me when all the guys go outside to the front. #TheBachelorette
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worst part of #TheBachelorette: watching 30 doofuses earnestly assure a woman miles out of their league they would deign to really date her
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Get the f**k out might be favorite line in #TheBachelorette history.
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When one episode of #TheBachelorette is more entertaining than Nick's entire season
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Watching two women yell at a man who is lying is if I'm being honest more arousing to me than hard core pornography #TheBachelorette
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Me: Gets mad people only have a few dates before getting engaged. Also me: RACHEL AND PETER FOREVERRRR #TheBachelorette
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“I’m not here to be played. So, I'm really gonna need you to get the fuck out.” RACHEL IS MY QUEEN. #TheBachelorette