The Dos And Don'ts Of Football Fashion

The NFL has been a hot topic this season with the recent comments from the nation's Commander in Chief (Grow up Donny). Let's take a break from the drama and let our boys know we stand with them but maybe not their fashion sense!

Dallas Cowboys

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Girl, crop tops are SO in right now. But I'm SO BORED. It's time to get the bedazzler out.

New England Patriots

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TOM, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING? Listen, your uniforms are crisp and classic. No need to yell.

Oakland Raiders

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Black is classic, slimming, and looks good on everyone. But boys, you look so sad, dare I say... EMO? The early 2000s called and want their outfits back.

Seattle Seahawks

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NOW SISSY THAT WALK! Girl, you are working it all over the field. The navy and lime green of this eye catching uniform beg us to buy your merch!

New York Giants

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Oh honey, you keep dancing! White pants after Labor Day? You're proving that old fashioned rule to be OUT DATED!

Pittsburg Steelers

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Le'Veon Bell, this look is SICKENING. Black & Yellow are working for you hunty. Now, sissy that walk.

Green Bay Packers

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You guuuuuys! What's a packer? I honestly have no idea, but for the land of the cheese I'm missing the cheddar.

Denver Broncos

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YOU LIKE THIS OUTFIT? Yes we do Mr. Thomas. YES. WE. DO.

Philadelphia Eagles

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High-Fives for good fashion! GURL. This green is giving me EVERYTHING.

San Francisco 49ers

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Number 1 is right Mr. Bowman. As in pee. This outfit looks like ketchup and the output from someone severely dehydrated. The gold rush was years ago hunty.

Minnesota Vikings

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Purple never looked so damn manly! All T all Shade, Barney better be on the look out!

Washington Redskins

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No. Just turn around. Beyond the obvious mustard and ketchup narrative, your mascot is done. NO ONE LIKES IT. STAAAHHHP.

Chicago Bears

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Ugh. I want to love this so hard but I can't. Broncos did it better, just ask the red carpet.

Detroit Lions

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Oh heyyy! I see you in that Honolulu Blue! Now if ya'll could play as good as you look we'd be getting somewhere!

Atlanta Falcons

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Julio Jones, you are WORKING THAT OUTFIT. Red socks never looked so good. YOU GET A SHIRT RIGHT NOW. Yes Julio, we will!

Houston Texans

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We are just as confused as you are, Clowney. Why do your uniforms look more like the Patriots every year?! Also the Texans? Really?

Cleveland Browns

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I hope you're lifting those arms because you need help taking off that horrifying Jersey. HOW IS YOUR MASCOT A COLOR? WHY IS IT THE WORST COLOR EVER?! So many questions.

Carolina Panthers

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'Hold this ball, I have to go get $100k in team apparel because I look AMAZING.' Who cares that we have no idea which Carolina you're in, you look SO GOOD.

Los Angeles Chargers

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I love that you are werking what you got, but I just hate what you got. Go back to San Diego. No one wants to replace all of their gear.

Los Angeles Rams

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How did we get here?! We don't know Jared, but we don't like it. Los Angeles got greedy and you ya'll looked better in St. Louis.

New Orleans Saints

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Hey Drew, we can tell you're concentrating because your sticking out your tongue, also because you look FLY. It's like New Years Eve every game!

Arizona Cardinals

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I just hate this cardinal red that the Cardinals HAVE to have because they are the Cardinals. Plus Richard Sherman obviously hates it and what Richard Sherman hates, I hate too.

New York Jets

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"WHAT AM I WEARING?!" You're wearing a uniform friend, a uniform that would be so much better if it was ALL green. White shoulders were a big mistake and I hate it with everything in me.

Baltimore Ravens

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I hope you got sacked. JK, but seriously, why is your helmet black? The raven on your helmet is just awful. The stripes. Just start over Baltimore.

Kansas City Chiefs

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I'm trying to care about KC but I just don't. Wear something interesting so we want to know if you're in Kansas or Missouri.

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Ah yes, the only New York team that actually has a stadium in New York. Buffalo needs a win because the city kind of sucks so you do you Buffalo. Plus, you look good, I don't know what color blue that is, but I love it.

Miami Dolphins

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OMG YOU LOOK SO GOOD. The Dolphins are the only team in the NFL whose jerseys make me want to visit the city they are in. I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN WHEN I LOOK AT YOU.

Cincinnati Bengels

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OMG it's like the Browns are trying to steal your hideous outfit because they know its better than theres but still sucks. ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU READ THIS FAR?

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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I don't understand who chose the font for your jerseys, who put orange on your jerseys, who made the grey different from your helmet on your jerseys. BUT whoever did it should just start over. I hate it.

Indianapolis Colts

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Strut that stuff! The Colts have a classic, clean look that is simply AGELESS darling!

Tennessee Titans

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OMG get away from me! JK, get over here and give me your WHOLE OUTFIT. The Titans are the team you love as a kid because your favorite color is baby blue and then you grow up but still secretly love them.

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Here is a list of all the things I hate about the Jacksonville uniforms.

1. GRADIENT YOUR GRADIENT GAH.

2. WHY IS IT'S TONGUE BLUE?

3. NO.

Also when you wake up and your clothes fit but then you eat a sandwich lolz.