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How Music Festival–Seasoned Are You?

Dirt in the air, music blasting all around you... It’s the best time of year: music festival season. This year at Bonnaroo, you don’t have to miss a second of your favorite act because you can clean off under the Kohler Moxie Showerhead + Wireless Speaker.

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    You’ve worn a tank top for at least one day of the festival
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    You’ve worn tank tops for the entire festival
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    You’ve worn the same tank top for the entire festival
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    You’ve worn a tie-dye article of clothing at the festival
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    You’ve worn white shoes at a festival to see how dirty you could get them
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    You’ve purchased festival merch
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    You’ve purchased so much festival merch you don’t buy festival merch anymore
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    You’ve seen a group wearing matching animal onesies
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    You’ve been the group wearing matching animal onesies
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    You’ve seen a group covered in body paint
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    You’ve been covered in body paint
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    You’ve seen a person with only one shoe on
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    You’ve been the person with only one shoe on
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    You’ve gone barefoot
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    You’ve worn a bandana over your face to keep out the dust
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    You’ve paid $5 or more for a bottle of water
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    You’ve paid $7 or more for a beer or booze
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    You’ve had the best food of your life at a festival food vendor
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    You’ve survived by eating only the complimentary promo vendor snacks
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    You’ve carried around a backpack full of waters
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    You’ve sat on top of someone’s shoulders to see the stage
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    You’ve had someone sit on your shoulders to see the stage
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    You’ve climbed a structure to see the stage
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    You’ve weaved through the crowd maze to get to the front of the stage
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    You’ve cried while watching your favorite artist because they were better than you ever imagined
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    You’ve climbed an art installation
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    You’ve had an artist call out your home country’s flag
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    You’ve seen an artist have an onstage meltdown
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    You’ve seen an artist bring out a surprise celebrity guest
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    You’ve brought a sign specifically for your favorite artist
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    You’ve worn an old tour shirt from your favorite artist to their festival set
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    You’ve seen one of your favorite artists casually walking around the festival grounds
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    You’ve met your favorite artists backstage because you had a VIP wristband
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    You’ve seen one of your favorite artists perform, and it was underwhelming
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    You’ve been to one of your favorite artist’s post-festival afterparties
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    You’ve camped on the festival grounds
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    You’ve picked up other people’s trash
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    You’ve taken a nap somewhere on the festival grounds
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    You’ve used a famous celebrity’s head on a pole as a meetup sign
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    You’ve used a balloon as a meetup sign
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    You’ve told someone to meet you at a landmark, and they never showed
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    You’ve actually had cell reception
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    You’ve unexpectedly run into a friend you haven’t seen in forever
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    You’ve taken a shower on the festival grounds
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    You’ve taken a portable shower at your campsite
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    You’ve gone an entire festival without showering
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    It started raining while you were at the festival
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    You’ve danced in the mud
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    You’ve seen a couple with a baby or extremely young child in the crowd
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    You’ve high-fived at least 30 random people
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    You’ve gotten separated from your group
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    You’ve successfully met back up with your entire group
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    You’ve volunteered for a festival
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    You’ve met a significant other at a festival
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    You’ve told yourself you wouldn’t go back to a festival but did anyway

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Can’t you just feel the dirt on you already? You won’t have to miss a beat of music this year at Bonnaroo thanks to Kohler Moxie Showerhead + Wireless Speaker. Stay clean out there, kids!

 
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