You put it in your mouth and say thank you! In that order!Graciously, you say "no thanks, friend."
According to Leviticus 11:7-8, pigs are off limits. "Of their flesh ye shall not eat, and their carcase ye shall not touch; they are unclean to you."
Tell him politely that you'd rather not discuss the subject.Get some popcorn and cozy up. You love dirt.
Leviticus 19:16 - "Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people." Well this is just sort of a good rule of thumb.
"Fine." She is your boss, after all."Absolutely not! 'Tis the day of rest!"
Looking to make a little extra cash on the weekend? Well, forget about it. "Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death." - Exodus 31:14-15
Put 'em both in the tub! Whatever!Wash 'em one at a time!
This one's not a sin, but it could still land you in trouble if you live in Los Angeles where it's illegal to wash two babies in one tub.
Sure. You'll save money on shampoo!Hell no! Not my luscious locks!
Leviticus 19:27 says "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads," which essentially means - don't cut those luscious locks. Let 'em flow free.
No! Too forward!Obviously.
NOT A SIN! But watch out. If you're in Ottumwa, IA it's illegal for any man to wink at a woman with whom he is "unacquainted."
Get him outta there!! Immediately!Aw, let him sleep.
Believe it or not, this one isn't a sin but you should beware that in Oklahoma, it's illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm.
Sure, anything to help out a friend.No! Are you kidding? No.
Inkin' is not ok. This includes even the tiniest ankle tat of a chinese symbol. "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you" Leviticus 19:28
Nope. That would be disrespectful.YEAH.
Exodus 21:17 - "He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death." Clearly this rule maker forgot the simple fact that Parents Just Don't Understand.
No. He has his reasons.SISSY COWARD FACE! SISSY COWARD FAAAAAAAACE!
Okay, okay - this one's a law, not a sin. In the state of West Virginia, it is illegal to taunt someone for not accepting a challenge for a duel.
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