8. When your Twitter feed is full of people retweeting compliments
“Oh that’s great! Great for you. Someone likes you. Glad I get to be a part of it.”
9. When someone is looking over your shoulder as you type a google search and some weird shit shows up in the drop down
Oh good! Now that guy you’ve had your eye on knows that you’re having bowel troubles.
13. Spotify shows everyone you know that you’ve been listening to the Little Mermaid soundtrack
Cat’s out of the bag, now. Might as well embrace it.