This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Community·Posted on Mar 27, 201721 Times Pete Holmes Was The Silliest On Twitter"I'm a silly, silly fun boy!"by km_michCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When he harkened back to his religious upbringing: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i want to open a christian buffet called "God helps those who help themselves." 03:17 AM - 25 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When he found an extremely elusive silver lining: Pete Holmes @peteholmes looking forward to the sizzle when trump puts his hand on the Bible. 06:43 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When he knew just how to spice up a classic: Pete Holmes @peteholmes currently singing "pretzel nuggets, delicious" to the tune of "the first cut is the deepest." 06:33 PM - 22 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When he aimed for the most possible eye-rolls: Pete Holmes @peteholmes to lose weight don't eat almonds just eat somemomds #yes 12:35 AM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When he proposed this change to law enforcement: Pete Holmes @peteholmes cops in shorts should only be able to arrest children 11:53 PM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When he figured out the Oscars debacle before everyone else: Pete Holmes @peteholmes tonight's oscars was directed by m night shamalan 05:17 AM - 27 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When he really lowered (raised?) the standards for hygiene: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i don't brush my teeth. i just eat a few thin mints and call it a night. 02:56 AM - 10 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When he shared your very deep love for Mexican food: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i capitalize Quesadilla out of respect 04:26 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When he wasn't wrong, I guess: Pete Holmes @peteholmes a laugh is a smile you can hear #stoned 08:57 AM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When he called out the haters: Pete Holmes @peteholmes as i live tweet folding laundry i no longer wonder why so many famous people unfollow me. I GET IT RYAN ADAMS MARC MARON ANDY RICHTER DWAYNE 12:21 AM - 29 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When he refused to fall for corporate BS: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i've lifted with my back my whole life. this is what Big Legs doesn't want you to know. 01:25 AM - 16 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When he was almost romantic: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i dont need valentines day to tell me to treat m'lady right just like i don't need st patricks day to tell me to day drink and shit my pants 06:45 PM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When he totally understood the diva lifestyle: Pete Holmes @peteholmes there's no way getting just you for christmas would please mariah carey 10:53 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When he was in a different type of holiday spirit: Pete Holmes @peteholmes i like to pretend i hate christmas music in november because i LOVE thanksgiving music. "play GOBBLE GOBBLE ROCK! put on PILGRIM SHUFFLE!" 02:21 PM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When he was the definition of polite: Pete Holmes @peteholmes some people courtesy flush. i courtesy won't shit in your house. 02:32 AM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When he had this interesting theory: Pete Holmes @peteholmes what if jonah was swallowed by the whale +was embarrassed he was shat out so when his friends asked how he escaped he was like "uh the Lord" 06:21 AM - 08 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When he had his priorities straight: Pete Holmes @peteholmes who do i talk to about getting the "verified" check mark on my headstone? 08:21 PM - 18 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When he gave your imagination a workout: Pete Holmes @peteholmes when i die, do not blame the year it is. blame the wolves and my misuse of barbecue sauce. 12:42 AM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. When he got a lil' kinky: Pete Holmes @peteholmes my safe word is "you call that fuckin'?!" 04:40 AM - 23 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When he ignited this brand new fear: Pete Holmes @peteholmes lord help us when trump finds the GIF keyboard 01:18 AM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. And when he predicted how it all would end: Pete Holmes @peteholmes me on my death bed: "i wish... i had seen... rogue one... in... the theater... (dies)" 07:03 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite We love you, Pete! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF