10 Reasons Why Councilman Jamm Is The Worst
Gettin' real tired of your shit Jamm. Spoilers for this week's Parks and Rec.
1. He hates Leslie and Ron and doesn't know how many hands the human body has.
Okay technically that's three reasons but whatever.
2. He refers to himself as such.
EW. YOU ARE A DENTIST.
3. This terrible line is his response when someone asks him what he's doing later.
*insert violent vomiting here*
4. He steals his golf clubs from his patients.
Never leave anything in Jamm's office's waiting room.
5. He would qualify anyone who offers him a hot dog as a racist.
6. He's a grown man that calls dibs on balloons.
7. He thinks mini-golf is the same thing as the Masters.
8. This is his response to reasonable debate.
9. WORST OF ALL HE PITS RON AND LESLIE AGAINST EACH OTHER.
Yes okay, they were already fighting over cutting the budget to the minigolf course, but then Jam turns it into an actual competition of minigolf over minigolf. Winner of the game gets his vote. HOW DARE YOU STEP BETWIXT THIS BROSHIP.
10. He doubles deals and then laughs about it.
YOUR WORD ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S GARBAGE JAMM.
Literally the only the good thing he does this episode is skeeze Leslie out so much that she makes up with Ron.
You will never Jamm up this friendship Councilman. FOILED AGAIN.