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Discover how you would make the historical figure at the center of the new film <i>American Princess</i> proud! Whether you are smoking on the roof of the White House, influencing the fashion of an entire nation, cutting your wedding cake with a sword, or pranking US Senators with your pet snake named Emily Spinach-- Alice would be thrilled!

Discover how you would make the historical figure at the center of the new film American Princess proud! Whether you are smoking on the roof of the White House, influencing the fashion of an entire nation, cutting your wedding cake with a sword, or pranking US Senators with your pet snake named Emily Spinach-- Alice would be thrilled!

Which Real-Life Alice Roosevelt High Jinks Are You?

Choose a color to become the next trend in fashion:

How many social events are you planning on attending this event season?

Choose a country to visit on a diplomatic mission:

Choose an American President to ruthlessly roast:

Finally, choose one of Theodore Roosevelt's pets:

"As green as spinach and as thin as my Aunt Emily.” Alice carried her pet snake in her pocket book around the White House and to public events. Like Alice, you are fun, playful, and jovial. Time to enter your reputation era? Discover more in _American Princess!_

pranking White House guests with your pet snake Emily Spinach

A famous phrase of Alice's she decided to memorialize in her home. You are the mom friend, but that doesn't mean you don't have a sharp wit and a penchant for tea (literal and figurative). Discover more in _American Princess!_

needle-pointing “If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anyone, come and sit here by me” on a pillow in your home

Mourning having to leave the White House, Alice made a doll meant to represent new First Lady Nellie Taft and buried it on the front lawn of the property. When it was discovered and traced back to her, the administration banned her from entering the property, even if accompanied by her family. You have a dark sense of humor and are fiercely loyal-- just like Alice! Sometimes your jokes go to far, but they are iconic and hilarious nonetheless! Discover more in _American Princess!_

being banned from the White House for burying a voodoo doll of Secretary of War William Howard Taft’s wife in the yard

Alice, after having an affair with an Idaho Senator named William Borah, reportedly wanted to name her daughter Deborah (as in, de Borah). Though she didn't go through with it, many still refered to her daughter as Aurora Borah Alice. You march to the beat of your own drum and are not afraid to push boundaries! Discover more in _American Princess!_

trying to name your daughter after her father (a Senator who was NOT your husband)

At Alice's wedding, the most anticipated event of the social season, a regular knife couldn't cut through the cake. In her stunning blue gown, Alice opted to borrow a sword from a military aide to do the trick. Like Alice, you are a social butterfly with a flair for the dramatic. Discover more in _American Princess!_

cutting your wedding cake with a sword

In 1905, Alice was with the secretary of war on a ship bound for Japan when she jumped into the onboard pool fully clothed, convincing other officials to join her. She later remarked that it only would have been scandalous if she were NOT fully clothed. You have a free spirit and a great sense of spontaneity. Your work-life balance is impeccable, and you never suffer from a dull moment! of Discover more in _American Princess!_

jumping into a swimming pool fully clothed on a diplomatic tour of Asia

In 1908, Alice placed tacks on the seat of an older gentleman at the House of Representatives. She reportedly watched the aftermath of her prank with glee! You retain your child-like sense of wonder and never shook the class clown role from your youth. But hey, we all need a good impractical joke every once in a while! Discover more in _American Princess!_

putting tacks on people's seats in the House of Representatives

After Theodore Roosevelt (Alice's father) mandated she would never smoke under his roof as long as she lived there, Alice took up the habit of smoking _on top of_ the White House's roof. Like Alice in her teen years, you are sometimes moody and a bit angsty. However, that doesn't take away from your intelligence or general bad-assery! Discover more in _American Princess!_

smoking on the roof of the White House

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