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    Girls Don't Fart- Here's Why

    I didn't fart while writing this, btw,

    I am in fact a human women, and I'm sure you've heard the rumors.

    The truth is- WOMEN CAN'T FART

    Every time you've thought you've smelt or heard a girl fart, she's actually shit her pants.

    All of this garbage is false!

    Take it from me, a real, human women from Buzzfeed Community