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Answer 7 Questions About Your Mozzarella Stick Habits And We'll Tell You How You'll Do In College

You notice your dinning hall has mozz stick today. What do you do?

Would you go out of your way to find mozz sticks?

How many mozz sticks do you usually eat at once?

What is the longest you have gone without mozz sticks?

Should mozz sticks ever be subjected to "portion control"?

WOW! The highest honors! You spent your entire time in school doing research and studying through the night, you had no social life at all! Don't worry, in 10 years everyone will be jealous of your nice house, 6 cars, and hot spouse.

Summa Cum Laude

You worked so hard durning your 4 years in college and it paid off! You made nearly all As (except for that pesky science class freshman year) and no one will question your ability to get things done. Don't worry about your parents being on you for not graduating with high honors, don't worry a bit.

Made Dean's List a couple of times

You're a bit above an average joe. You got your work done and had a good time doing it. You may not stand out in any way, shape, or form, but you'll be fine in life.

Solid B-average buzzzzzz

Fake it 'til you make it am I right? You were a work hard, play hard type, minus the work hard. No one looks at your GPA after undergrad anyway. Right?

You passed (Cs get degrees)

You tried it out, or maybe you didn't, but either way you discovered that college was not the path for you. You'll work hard to find something meaning full to fill your time so you can avoid ending up like cheese-less mozz sticks: sad and empty.

College was not for you

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Answer 7 Questions About Your Mozzarella Stick Habits And We'll Tell You How You'll Do In College

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