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9 Ways This Blender Can Easily Replace Your Significant Other

You know what they say, "Out with the old, in with the new".

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We've all been there before, haven't we? Dreading the awkward date nights, desperately hoping for a spark or a whirlwind of adventure. Praying that some of that flavour will come back into the relationship.

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Well, never fear — because it's time to chuck out your significant other and replace them with a blender! (Seriously though, we're not kidding).

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Here are all the reasons why you should replace your SO with the KitchenAid K400 Blender.

1. First up, the K400 will always have a refreshing drink ready for you on those hotter-than-hot summer days, when all you want is something delicious, but you can't be bothered to get it yourself.

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Most of the time, you and your partner would argue about who would have to get up and organise the drinks. Well, now that you've replaced them with the K400 blender, you don't have to worry about preparing a nice refreshing drink for yourself. This blender will make short work of frozen mangoes (and a few other tidbits) to create you this deliciously cool mango frappé. One turn of the dial to the "icy drink" setting and your summer days just got that much more bearable.

Picture of a delicious mango drink with a mint garnish next to the KitchenAid K400 Blender
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2. And if you want to add a little ~fun~ to your beverage for your next date night — it'll sort that out too.

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No matter what skills your significant other may have around a cocktail shaker, there's nothing like a cocktail from your favourite bar to take the edge off after a long day. Well, never fear, because the K400 blender can make a delicious, slushy cocktail at the drop of a hat. The ice-crushing setting means you'll get the perfect texture to your drink, without all the clumsy and loud shaking your SO normally gets up to in the kitchen.

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3. It will help prepare you breakfast in bed for those peaceful Sunday sleep-ins.

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Okay, so maybe your other half once tried to surprise you with breakfast in bed. And maybe that breakfast in bed turned out to be soggy cereal and a cup of OJ with way too much pulp. Well, now that you've ditched the bozo and you've got yourself a K400 blender, get ready for homemade hollandaise dripped over your favourite poached eggs.

Breakfast in bed with eggs benedict, hollandaise sauce, OJ, coffee and some flowers
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4. It will make your weekly Taco Tuesdays even more flavoursome, by whipping up an unbelievable guac.

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Stop buying the store bought guac and have the K400 revolutionise your dinner dates. Tell your partner to step aside, because nothing and no one can whip up a guac this tasty, this smooth and this dippable in its five-minute time frame. Manually changing from a low speed variable to high speed variable means that your guac is going to come out perfectly liquidised and blended together. Date nights definitely just got more delicious with this blender.

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5. Plus, it will also give you this ah-mazing salsa to pop on your tacos, to give it a little extra kick. Would your partner have ever thought of surprising you with that?

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This hot and spicy salsa will give your tastebuds and your tacos a push you never knew you needed. With the K400 blender and the hot sauces it can whip up, you can rest assured that with a blender, your relationship will definitely be spicy.

Bowl of spicy tomato salsa sitting on a bench next to the blender
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6. It will help you take your cheese board to the next level, for when you next have your friends around.

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Have you ever had your friends over and failed to impress with your lacklustre cheese boards? Well, never again! The K400 blender will whip you up a hummus so smooth you could nearly use it as a pillow. And that taste? Wooweee — homemade definitely gives it that wow factor — especially when you're doing something schmancy, like adding in some caramelised onion.

A bowl of caramelised onion hommus with chickpeas and onion garnish
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7. And then it will stand quietly out of the way until you need it again.

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The best thing about replacing your partner with a blender is that they're always there when you need them. Plus, they also know when to give you space. It's a win-win!

8. It will co-ordinate your outfit with you without complaining.

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With the K400 blender coming in all the colours of the rainbow, you can pick one that 100% matches your style and ~aesthetic~. Unlike your partner who still refuses to dress up in matching outfits for Halloween.

9. And finally, it always does the washing up.

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Never again do you need to nag your significant other to do the dishes. All the K400 needs is some warm water, a couple of droplets of dishwashing liquid and the dial turned to the "self-clean" setting. Your kitchen has never looked so sparkling.

If you're ready to make the move and dump your partner for a blender, find out more about the KitchenAid Artisan K400 Blender here.