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17 Characters From "The Kingdom And The Colonies" Who Changed The Universe

Remember that crazy fever dream you had as a kid? The only reason you're awake now is because of these people.

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6. Ben Littlefellow, the Long-Haired Bard (RIP)


Ben's dreams of being more than a one-hit wonder were crushed when he was unluckily crushed by a Turtle Dragon.

And yet, sometimes late at night we still hear "Lady in the Woods" playing softly in the distance.


9. Garrett, the Blind Grifter

What was Garrett's abandoned last name, and why did he forsake it? Who was the eight-fingered man who took his eyes?

The answers are there if you look closely enough, but you might only be able to see them if you have turtle eyes.