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Which Piece Of Shit Are Yoü?

Discover Yourself!

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  1. What is your favorite subject in school?

    History
    History
    *chemistry*
    *chemistry*
    Creative Writing
    Creative Writing
    Drama
    Drama
    AP Studio Art
    AP Studio Art
    English
    English
    Math
    Math
    Lunch
    Lunch
    Psychology
    Psychology
  2. Which musician are you most likely to listen to?

    EDM anything
    EDM anything
    Hamilton
    Hamilton
    any music deemed *popular*
    any music deemed *popular*
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers
    Taylor Swift
    Taylor Swift
    indie
    indie
  3. Pick a crush

    Kohl (white supremacist) Titzler
    Kohl (white supremacist) Titzler
    Calm John
    Calm John
    Uhalt
    Uhalt
    anyone who wears glasses(even better if it's a freshman)
    anyone who wears glasses(even better if it's a freshman)
    the boy next door
    the boy next door
    nice jewish boy
    nice jewish boy
  4. Which high school stereotype did you fall under?

    Misunderstood Musician
    Misunderstood Musician
    Innocent Girl Looking For A Fun Time
    Innocent Girl Looking For A Fun Time
    Scholar
    Scholar
    Whore
    Whore
    Artist
    Artist
    Drama Kid
    Drama Kid
  5. What is one word to describe yourself?

    dramatic
    dramatic
    Funny
    Funny
    Quirky!
    Quirky!
    Organized
    Organized
    happy
    happy
    sassy
    sassy
  6. What do you look for in a significant other?

    A good heart
    A good heart
    someone who will obey
    someone who will obey
    preppy stud
    preppy stud
    intelligence
    intelligence
    typical white kid who contributes nothing to society
    typical white kid who contributes nothing to society
    saracasm and interest in musical theater
    saracasm and interest in musical theater

Which Piece Of Shit Are Yoü?

You got: Natalie

You are pale, smart, and organized! You are the mother of the group and drive people(especially Arabs) around. Shoot for the moon, Mormons!

Natalie
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You got: Marley

You're kind of a bitch. So what? You are hot, intelligent, a whore, whiter than snow, and hot. You have been within one foot of Julia McD. Now, that's an accomplishment!

Marley
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You got: Ellie

You have a passion for chemistry and athletic ability. Both come in handy when having sex with John!

Ellie
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You got: Halle

You are the artist. The "misunderstood," blue jeans girl who just wants to move to England. Rock on.

Halle
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You got: Jennifer

Shakespeare got it right! "Though she be but little, she is fierce." You are extraordinarily beautiful and can pretty much do anything. You're quirky and don't have a problem with it. You have no time for criticism.

Jennifer
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You got: Jordan

You are a Meme! You are blonde, sassy, and a little mischievous. Impressive. Somehow, you balance both XC(woo!) AND BJ! How do you do it?

Jordan
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You got: Amy

You are shy in the streets but sexy in the sheets. You know what you want and are willing to get it no matter what it takes. Even though you earned the highest possible grade in AP Calculus BC, you still cannot comprehend the fact that "thicken" means to make something thicker, not tofu chicken.

Amy
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You got: Sara

You are beautiful, put together, and all around fabulous. Your sister is one hell of a meme, but you've learned how to live with it. See you at Harvard!

Sara
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You got: Kelsey

You are the "misunderstood musician" who just wants to listen to Hamilton. You long for multiple males and females and can be seen by Jennifer's side.

Kelsey
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