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16 Signs You Can't Live Without Coffee

Some people just can't seem to function without a cup of the good stuff. Is that you? Get yourself down to KFC for a cup of great quality coffee, every day.

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1. You proudly explain to people that the most important meal of the day is breakfast – and the best bit of your breakfast is coffee.

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2. You are *convinced* you cannot start work without a pot of coffee.

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A vat, even.

3. You view coffee as some kind of dark brown miracle juice – allowing you the powers to do anything you like.

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Well, basically anything.

4. You physically* hurt if you're away from the stuff too long.

*OK, so not actually "physically", but it definitely feels that way at the time.
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*OK, so not actually "physically", but it definitely feels that way at the time.

5. You can stare at a lovely cup of coffee all day long.

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Or, more precisely, for twenty seconds before you consume it in one like a café vacuum.

6. You treat people who don't like coffee with the utmost suspicion.

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And rightly so too.

7. You and coffee are so intrinsically linked that people just buy you coffee-related stuff when they see it in the shop.

"I walked past this ceramic coffee cup playing a video game in the market, and I was just like 'I know exactly who would LOVE this'," they say. And they are very correct.
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"I walked past this ceramic coffee cup playing a video game in the market, and I was just like 'I know exactly who would LOVE this'," they say. And they are very correct.

8. Everyone in your local coffee shop knows you personally.

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Or at least knows your reputation.

9. A cup of coffee is so permanently in your hand that your mitts now resemble Lego claws.

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10. You view chocolate as just another form of coffee delivery.

Choco-covered coffee beans: Get inside me.
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Choco-covered coffee beans: Get inside me.

11. You view people who prefer tea as your weak-natured cousins.

12. You swear that "do you like coffee?" is a valid, reasonable, and important first question on a date.

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13. You'd think nothing of turning up to a meeting late just so you can grab a coffee.

If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?
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If you're gonna do it, do it right, right?

14. You've always got some reasons up your sleeve as to why coffee is pretty good for you.

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Like, did you know that coffee can protect you against type 2 diabetes? Now that's a little extra reason to be cheerful.

15. You know an awful latte coffee puns.

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16. Coffee might actually be your best mate.

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And you are fine with that.

Hit a bit of a mid-afternoon slump? Every day deserves the great taste of KFC coffee.