1. First of all, you're one of those people that carry it everywhere with you...
2. ...Because you will use it on everything.
3. You put up with a lot of questions from your friends because of the foods you choose to use it with.
4. For the people in your life that don't like hot sauce, all you can think of is "How are we friends?"
5. No matter how teary it makes you when you put maybe a little too much on, you still love it.
6. You have to bite your tongue a bit when you realise you can't add it to a loved one's cooking, in case they get offended.
7. ...Until you can't take it anymore and decide to just use it anyway.
8. When you're cooking, no matter what recipe you're following you're going to add hot sauce.
9. You'll sometimes even reach for the REALLY CRAZY types of hot sauce in the back of the pantry.
10. And finally you fall in love instantly with any one else who shares your obsession.
