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It's the question that's kept you up at night for months, and now it's finally time to get some answers.

WHICH PENIS PATROL MEMBER R U?

It's friday night and you're heading to a pre, what's your go-to drink?

What type of guy typically catches your eye?

Where can you be found on an average week night?

Where can you be found when you're drunk?

A townie tries to hit on you, how do you handle it?

You're a bad bitch who tells it like it is, but you secretly have the biggest heart and always come through for the people you love. Boys everywhere (especially in the weight room) are dazzled by your hot bod, too bad men are trash. Your skills lie in the domains of reciting Drake lyrics, snoring, and lifting heavy things. You are a traitor to the vegans, and lover of smoke's poutine. Your worst fear is probably getting hugged. Jamie is the type of girl you want on your side when a boy breaks your heart.

Jamie aka "Jay" aka "Hot Trainer"

You may look cute and innocent, but we all know Jills are infamous for their secret baddie ways. Your beauty and grace attracts all the males in the land, too bad 75-80% of them are among the strangest people you will ever meet. In your spare time you like to hang out in swamps with kids or drink full bottles of champagne. Other hobbies include cuddling and cooking gourmet meals. Everyone needs to get themselves a Jill.

Jill aka "Jillian Douglas" aka "Jill Bill"

Surprised you even stuck around long enough to finish this quiz, you usually run off without telling anyone, particularly in the hub. You're infamous for buying everyone drinks "on the house" and tipping bartenders like you're Bill fucking Gates. You're a down ass bitch and that's what makes you everyone's favourite drunk person. Your one downfall is probably your susceptibility to rashes and sunburns, but you make up for it with your monopoly expertise. Life would be a lot less bright without you around.

Kat aka "Nonna Nella" aka "Katrice"

Recently divorced, you're just trying to live your best life. You can usually be found complaining in a booth at Stauff, or secretly buying $30 worth of candy from grocery checkout. You might be missing a few teeth, but that doesn't stop you from trying to hurt other body parts with your frequent falls and stumbles. Your hobbies include whales and varsity athletes. Get u a Kez if you'd like to feel graceful and short in comparison!

Kez aka "kezforprez"

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