1.You're on a first-name basis with the guy at the hardware store...
2....although he's made so many copies that he now assumes you're a janitor.
3.It takes you a minimum of 10 minutes to unlock any door.
4.Whenever you carry them, you gain seven pounds.
5.You have to designate separate phone and key pockets...
6....while your key pockets can always easily be spotted.
7.And your keyring is as telling as the rings of a tree.
8.People can hear you coming from a mile away...
9....because you're essentially a walking cat toy.
10.And you never have anywhere to hang your coat.
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