1. He killed Osama Bin Laden.
Take that as a warning.
2. He can bench press 200 pounds.
So he could probably do some damage to you.
4. He killed Somali pirates.
What can’t this man do?
5. His favorite character from “The Wire” is Omar Little.
That says a lot about Obama.
6. He knows the right people.
(You don’t want to mess with these people.)
7. He might be a Jedi Knight.
Just look at him wield that light saber.
8. And if you still aren’t convinced…
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