How To Maintain A Relationship

Advice from Sun Tzu

1. Make sure your partner is never worried about your loyalty to them, 'till death do you part.

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[01.03] The 'Way' is the strong bond your people have with you. Whether they face certain death or hope to come out alive, they never worry about danger or betrayal.

2. Make sure to always listen to what your partner has to say.

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[01.10] A general who listens to my principles, and applies them, will surely be victorious; keep him. A general who does not listen to my principles, and does not apply them, will surely be defeated; remove him.

3. You may want to read up on those Facebook posts you see on "How to be the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend" to try to avoid any arguments.

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[06.09] Against those skilled in defense, the enemy does not know where to attack.

4. However, be prepared for your partner to be mad at you for no specific reason at any random time.

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[01.16] Attack where your enemies are not prepared; go to where they do not expect.

5. Even if you do not know why your partner is mad, say sorry. Saying sorry will always lead to a quick makeup.

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[02.03] When doing battle, seek a quick victory. A long battle will blunt weapons and diminish ferocity.

6. You can ask your grandparents for advice all you want, however, they cannot predict the craziness that will occur.

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[02.07] Then even the wisest of counsels would not be able to avert the consequences that must ensue.

7. There is always a person in the relationship that "wears the pants" who basically bosses the other around. If that is not you, I am sorry.

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[07.01] Generally, the principles of warfare are: The general receives his commands from the ruler, assembles the troops, mobilizes the army, and sets up camp.

8. Find out what your partner likes and does not like

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[06.27] Probe him, to know where he is strong and where he is weak.

9. However, it is ok to use your partners likes and dislikes to provoke them. A little fun never hurt no one.

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[06.25] Provoke him, to know his patterns of movement.

10. Relationships are fun but also competitive. Since these tips will help you stay ahead in the relationship, don't share them with your partner!

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[01.17] This strategy leads to victory in warfare, so do not let the enemy see it.