Food·Posted on May 7, 201313 Mouthwatering Cicada Dishes For The SummerBuzz-feed your family in the oncoming cicada apocalypse.by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Imbue your pizza with some toothsome slime-nuggets. acooksguide.com sillybabyblogginggirl.blogspot.com 2. If you love your children, pack them a cicada sandwich... Via news.stlpublicradio.org 3. ...or bake cicada cookies and candy for their friends after soccer practice. acooksguide.com 4. Bring these to your office potluck. Get instant promotion. Via acooksguide.com 5. google.com 6. Cook up these dishes for a first date... Via news.stlpublicradio.org 7. letsgopens.com 8. google.com 9. ...and end the night with a scoop of cicada ice cream. Via kitchentalks.com Formerly served by Sparky's in Missouri. 10. (That ice cream is best served in a sugar-glazed cicada wing cup.) society6.com 11. Treat your roommates to some cicada ramen. ozarksgardening.blogspot.com This is probably better for us than most of the things we eat in college anyway. 12. Or impress your graduation gala with fresh endive and goat cheese cicada hors d'oeuvres. lthforum.com 13. Simba ate cicada larva. You think you're better than Simba? Via photo.youth.cn View this video on YouTube In all seriousness, you're welcome to this PDF cookbook, though scientists warn that 17-year cicadas accumulate a lot of mercury in their lifetime. Bon appetit!