32 Signs You Are Literally A Badass Wolf IRL
How to know you are the raddest snouty animal on earth.
5. You know wolves are just dogs who don’t give a fuck.
6. You are mega-rude and look like you enjoy Nine Inch Nails.
7. You’re too badass to suffer compliments.
11. Republicans want to shoot you.
17. If punk and metal and gave birth to a skateboard, that’d be you. You kickflip over your fans and don’t sign autographs.
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18. You are a team-player and results-driven go-getter in the ever-changing dog-eat-dog world of business.
21. Sometimes you howl for a goddang Frappacino.
25. These memes are acceptable.
27. DeviantArt hobbyists fetishize your culture. Rude.
28. Teens want to be you.
29. Unacceptable. Wolves do not smoke the marijuanas. Wolves are against crimes and drugs.
32. You defend your bros, even if they are not literally an awesome wolf like you are.
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