1. Instead of returning the baby penguin to its mom, you did this:
2. Instead of liberating the “Goldeneye” scientists, you did this:
3. Instead of saving Cassandra in “Perfect Dark,” you planted mines on her.
7. You destroyed everyone’s chickens in Dre’s name.
9. When no one was looking in “Mario Kart 64,” you jumped fences.
(OK, you deserve to win if you could pull this off.)
10. Instead of racing, you littered the finish line.
11. Nothing in “Wayne Gretzky 64” interested you except bodychecking your friends.
13. You did this unchill thing for five minutes straight on “Smash Bros. 64.”
14. You falcon-punched Chansey in Saffron City. You falcon-punched nearly everything. You falcon-punched while shrieking “falcon punch!!!”
- Donald Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
- Over 90 people have been arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clash in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- As one of his first acts as president, Donald Trump announced the end of certain Obama administration climate and pollution rules.
- US officials didn't know drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán was being extradited from Mexico to the United States until the day it happened.