1.
Somebody keeps stealing little bites of your lunch from the work fridge.
2.
Glenn talks on the phone. In the bathroom stall. While pooping.
3.
Janet calls you into her office because she's concerned that you didn't wish her a "Happy Monday."
4.
Julia apparently didn't get the memo about sexual harassment in the workplace.
5.
Stanley keeps setting up meetings to figure out how to have fewer meetings.
6.
Denise tries to get you banned from social media because you didn't like her status update.
7.
Linda sends 300 emails a day and marks them all "High Priority."
8.
Tina brings her pomeranian to "Take Your Daughter to Work Day."
9.
Dennis has been whistling the same stupid pop song for the past three years.
10.
Brenda prints out every single email she receives and files it in a cabinet...
11.
...and Kevin has spent years working next to the love of his life, and he's never said anything about it.
