This is my friend Jordan. Or, this was Jordan, when he was 5 years old.
Jordan has a gift, nay, a calling. That calling? To #bless this world with amazing Facebook posts that will make you ROFL.
My fellow Americans, in recent days I've decided that this country needs Jordan now more than ever. His FB posts are the stuff of legends, and it would be a disgrace to not share them with the good and hard working people of this world. So without further ado, I present to you, some truly hilarious moments in my friend's life.
That time when he so humbly revealed his weekly regime.
When his attempt at "shop talk" did not bode well at the salon.
When he tried to offer some fitspiration to a fellow gym-goer.
When he received a little bonus at the ortho.
When he wondered what could have been.
When he got #real.
When he so honestly revealed that the arrival of the New Year changed people.
When he realized that Santa had a lot of 'splainin to do.
When he gave his twin sister truly high hopes.
Finally, when he gave us a little insight into his Bucket List.
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