Ladies: How To Stage A Meet-Cute

If you didn’t find the love of your life in college, at your job, at that wedding you crashed, or god forbid, at that trashy bar you still frequent, then where will you find your forever soul mate? The answer is simple: Stage your own meet-cute.

1. It’s imperative that you look Beyoncé, Flawless on the day of your meet-cute.

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Treat-yo-self to a blow-out, spray tan, full body wax, makeup application and mani/pedi and look drop dead gorgeous for the day you take fate into your own hands.

2. Choose a location for the meet-cute to take place.

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You'll want to choose a populated area like a dog park, hipster coffee shop, or farmer's market. Do some investigative work ahead of time, by visiting a few different places to see what kind of people typically hang out there.

3. Decide how you will attract the attention of your heart's desire.

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Perhaps you will pull your chair out just as he or she is trying to walk by to get to the coffee bar. Or maybe you will trip and fall – as gracefully as possible – right in front of his or her feet.

4. Plan for something witty to say once you both lock eyes.

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Remember, grabbing the attention of your heart's desire is easy; it’s keeping his or her interest piqued that is the tricky part. Take a note from Jess in New Girl — she is not afraid to strike up a conversation with a stranger and make it memorable and amusing.

5. Most importantly, check to see if there is a wedding ring before you get too deep into conversation.

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As thrilling and adventurous as an adulterous relationship may be, you owe it to yourself to find someone who can devote all of his or her time and attention to you. So if you see the bling, put an end to the conversation and move along. There are plenty more fish in the sea ready for the taking.