These 25 "Bachelorette" Tweets Will Fill The Void Until Next Week's Episode
Not the backflip contest?! Why do men?
The Bachelorette is BACK (finally!!), and so are the tweets from Bachelor Nation. Live tweeting is actually a vital part of the watching experience — that and a thicc glass of rosé filled to the brim. The vibes of Season 20 were immaculate as we began our journey with Charity, a therapist from Georgia who stars as our newest Bachelorette. If there's one thing men of reality TV need, it's a therapist. I'm just hoping she isn't the first one they've ever spoken to. 😩
Here are all the best tweets that perfectly summarize the magic and messiness of Monday night's premiere episode:
1. I began the evening by emotionally wrestling with how long I've been mindlessly consuming this show and, naturally, how that relates to my finite mortality:
Jesse: it’s the 20th season of the bachelorette!!
— the bitchelorette (@Bitchelorette_) June 27, 2023
me:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/xSrMeJ8gDI
2. Some people were feeling pretty rough because of the new time slot:
A 9PM start time? In this economy? #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/sDFoKAHz9J
— Shelby (@Shelby_Delaine) June 27, 2023
3. As a group of 25 men filled my screen, I begged for the first episode to be treated like a corporate team building retreat:
PUT NAME TAGS ON THE CONTESTANTS FOR THE FIRST NIGHT #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/PmyENVGwTg
— MoodieforBach (@MoodieforBach) June 27, 2023
4. Above all, the support for our Bachelorette was overflowing <3:
bachelor nation watching someone they actually wanted to be the lead #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/TwPkzehGpF
— MoodieforBach (@MoodieforBach) June 27, 2023
5. No 😠 Charity 😡 slander 🤬:
No charity slander in my timeline this season just saying #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/GlCV7WRMZi
— claytons giant blue coat (@BachYouLater) June 27, 2023
6. I began to stan as immediate fan favorites started to emerge:
Me on a flight to Hawaii to marry Joey #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MQZ6mfLFuA
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) June 27, 2023
7. Everyone loved Joey, our short king:
We’re all planning on being obsessed with Joey already right?? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/EPQ2DK8Kaj
— zacharyreality (@zacharyreality) June 27, 2023
8. Xavier, the 6'6" scientist and zaddy, earned several heart eye emojis:
When Xavier the biochemist comes on my screen 😍💕 #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette pic.twitter.com/0GvCYJTcxc
— Alyssa (@aallyyyyssssssa) June 27, 2023
9. It only took a single episode to get people campaigning for Warwick to be The Bachelor:
Warwick is a hottie. Anyone else ready for an Asian as the Bachelor??#TheBachelorette
— PumpkinSpiceRamen (@HargerDASH) June 27, 2023
10. Everyone expeditiously fell for this sweetie, John:
John, will you accept America’s First Impression Rose? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ZtVs1Yejxs
— Doctress Pepper (@DoctressPepper) June 27, 2023
11. Some people said, "You know what? I'm gonna shoot my shot":
John if you don’t win call me #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/zydaLZcIbg
— megan (@ciaomegan_) June 27, 2023
12. There were some men I wasn't living for — Chris, the backflip guy. This man flipped at least *six* times in a two-hour episode:
Immediately, no#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ZG0yI48Xo6
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) June 27, 2023
13. Like, read the room?!
I’m sorry but start doing backflips to impress me and you’re going home 🫶🏼 #TheBachelorette
— autie. (@autieM_) June 27, 2023
14. After Brayden kissed Charity and then told the other men, Bachelor Nation had mixed reviews about his vibe:
Honestly Brayden didn’t do anything bad per say he’s just really annoying hahah #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #bachelornation pic.twitter.com/Eqspzze85V
— emily 🌹 (@emilyblivetweet) June 27, 2023
15. Was it cockiness or confidence? We were divided as a nation:
Am I the only one that thinks Brayden was just really excited and not actually cocky #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hFTayBuiKb
— claytons giant blue coat (@BachYouLater) June 27, 2023
16. The star of the episode was Charity's brother, Nehemiah, who went "undercover" in disguise as a bartender to see what the men were really saying when she wasn't around. "Disguise" is a pretty loose term here, because production did NOT splurge on the look:
Ain’t no way every guy there isn’t suspicious of this man in his party city wig and mustache. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Hn7n7a7S55
— Bachelor Fantake (@BachelorFantake) June 27, 2023
17. Bro looked like if you googled "person in disguise."
Don’t be suspicious 🥸 #TheBachelorette
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) June 27, 2023
18. Despite his middle-school-drama-club-level costume, I definitely still enjoyed every second of his incognito research on the men:
There’s more red flags at this cocktail party than red roses. Undercover Brother to the rescue 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 #TheBachelorette
— Michelle (@TheActualMB) June 27, 2023
19. After he revealed it was actually him the whole time (gasp!), the guys seemed just a teensy bit stressed:
I love seeing grown men get frantic about how they speak when they think no one is listening #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/r3XyLY6n6y
— AP (@APsomaras) June 27, 2023
20. But...I love mess:
Lmfao when Charity’s brother revealed himself you could see so many guys just re-evaluating every single thing they said so far #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette pic.twitter.com/nlKBfhY47o
— bach thoughts 😶🌫️🌹 (@scoobydoesnt) June 27, 2023
21. Here's the real tea: Charity's brother warned her that after she and Brayden kissed, Brayden seemed cocky while talking about the intimate moment. The editing made us think that Charity wouldn't like this and maybe even send him home, but actually? The complete opposite happened:
the men seeing brayden walk in with the first impression rose after thinking charity pulled him away to send him home #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/QYFEZDFmKB
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) June 27, 2023
22. We were all shook:
all the men when Brayden came back with the First Impression Rose: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/jGgQiPfnUm
— chrissy 𑁤 ʹˎ˗ (@chrissychaaos) June 27, 2023
23. Then it was time for the first rose ceremony, and we immediately lost backflip guy:
the world record jumper on his way home after charity didn’t give him a rose #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/cCkccYQOaA
— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) June 27, 2023
24. And there's always one polarizing character who gets the producer rose. This year, it's Spencer:
Charity when the producer tells her she has to give Spencer a rose #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/PgU02PfBQs
— Laige Pindsey 🌌 (@iironicaa) June 27, 2023
25. Clearly we all have a pretty toxic relationship with the show, but we continue to tune in anyway:
I feel like….I’m hate watching this? Lmao #TheBachelorette
— Mac Johnson (@mac___78) June 27, 2023