According to a study by Brown University, it takes the average woman 10–20 minutes to orgasm. That's all fine and dandy... but what if you could get there in just three? Time is a precious thing, so we decided to try out "The Womanizer" to see if we could reach orgasm quicker:
The Womanizer isn't just any ol' vibrator, people. It's an air-suction system that is basically designed to reproduce oral sex.
Fun fact: 80% of users claim to orgasm within the first two to three minutes so... IT'S PRETTY FUCKING GREAT AND EVERY LADY SHOULD GET ONE FOR HER BIRTHDAY, OK?
Plus, it's approved by a urologist and sexual health specialist (so you know it's legit). Meet sexpert and all-'round goddess Dr. Jennifer Berman:
The lucky subjects trying it out were Rachel, Nico, and Izzy. All three women had varying experiences with masturbation. Niko was intrigued by the whole "using something to help ya" thing:
While Rachel was a little concerned about her own body and how it would respond:
And Izzy was just...Izzy.
Moving swiftly onward. The ladies were overwhelmed by the size and look of The Womanizer.
There are lots of different buttons to press:
I mean, it has bling — it's practically one step away from being vajazzled!
But, when the time came to test it out, the results were nothing short of miraculous:
Y'all. THIS THING IS FOR REAL:
And Rachel even made an important medical discovery!
She also had some wise thoughts on the importance of exploring your own body:
Izzy was especially amazed that she was able to masturbate, shower, and get ready for a date in less than one hour.
In conclusion, all three women felt that the experience was positive and insightful.
Plus, it was super fun.
And waaaay more effective than they thought it would be.