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Which One Of Your Lovers Will You Go Home With Tonight?

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In a soap-like turn of events, a reporter discovers that the real Zayn Malik was kidnapped by his evil identical twin brother in 2014 and has been living as a captive in his basement. His brother, Ejaz, was kidnapped as a baby by the father, and Zayn's family previously thought him to be deceased before reappearing in 2014 to steal and ruin Zayn's perfect existence as a One Direction band member. While Gigi is having a hard time with the news that her boo is evil, the rest of the world celebrates the return of our beloved non-evil Zayn. He hasn't had a hook up in a long time... and he just booty called you.

Zayn

You go to the bathroom in a bar and somehow end up in a time machine... Which would normally be scary, but you find yourself transported to a Jamaican bar in 1988. Hellllooo bartender, Brian, is it? Or do you prefer Tommy? I'd like a cock...tail. Needless to say you two end up going to a hotel together before he helps you find your way back to 2019.

Tom Cruise circa 1988

Nick heard you were talking to a hottie at the bar... and he's feeling jealous. "Please come over?" he pleads. "I'm just a sucker for you!" You agree, and you two are burnin' up all night long.

Nick Jonas

Keanu invites you over to hook up, but first he makes you watch John Wick: Chapter 3. But he makes you an ice cream sundae first, so you're cool with it.

Keanu

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Which One Of Your Lovers Will You Go Home With Tonight?

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