Ahh 'The Breakfast Club.' A true 80s classic. There's romance, a high school bad boy and Molly Ringwald's ridiculous hair. What's not to love? I'll tell you what's not to love. I recently watched this movie for the first time in a long time and had to immediately schedule an emergency appointment with my therapist because of this anxiety-inducing shambly-ass movie.
1. What kind of high school has detention on a Saturday?
2. More about this damn principal
3. It's TOO coincidental
4. Speaking of the criminal
5. The dude brought a gun to school. A GUN
6. The dance party
These are just SOME of the questions I have about this movie. I'll be tossing and turning every night for a month wondering how anyone watched this movie without being horrifyingly confused.