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    Sep 29, 2015

    Lorde Straight-Up Ruins A Man’s Life In Her Latest Music Video

    Pretty girls don't know the things that she knows.

    Disclosure just dropped the music video for their sultry Lorde collaboration, “Magnets,” and the sex-and-violence-filled video is revenge fantasy perfection.

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    The video begins with Lorde chilling by a pool in some, presumably dystopian, future where blood moons happen nightly and drones fly over cities.

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    However, the sci-fi surroundings quickly give way to a fancy house party.

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    A fancy house party hosted by this happy couple.

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    Alright, so maybe the couple isn’t so happy…

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    It turns out they have a Lorde problem.

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    Because the pop star's man-stealing skills are 🔥🔥🔥.

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    (Her eyeliner is also 💯.)

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    The “happy” couple continue to go through the motions, but the man — who it should be noted is, like, way too old to be messing around with an 18-year-old — can’t get Lorde (or her perfect cat-eye) off of his mind.

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    And it’s not hard to see why…

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    Then there’s a dance break because the only thing better than seeing Lorde indulge her inner bad girl is seeing her let loose in patent leather.

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    Wait, is that? Yes, yes it is. It turns out Hottie McCheaterson’s girlfriend was in on the plan the whole time.

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    She hired Lorde to seduce and then murder her scumbag boyfriend.

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    It’s unclear if she paid extra for “lighting his douche-y body on fire” or that’s just something Lorde throws in for free.

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    Lorde, ruining shitty dudes’ lives since ’13.

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