If you're Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer — aka The Lonely Island — and you're trying to stave off boredom during the press tour for your new movie, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, the answer is simple: make up a bunch of fake Jimmy Fallon quotes and try to pass them off as legit.
For the last few weeks, The Lonely Island has been mentioning Jimmy Fallon as often as possible in interviews in order to present the Tonight Show host with a montage of his best fake advice.
Among the things Jimmy Fallon has never said? This:
Jimmy Fallon has never said this either:
It's like Jimmy Fallon always says*, "The Lonely Island guys are very funny, but deeply untrustworthy sources of Fallon Factoids."