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Spend a morning in Butternut Alpha and find out which cut of grade A-certified cuck you are!

Which ButterSlut® Are You?

I never finished this quiz, and wow its been a YEAR - what are you doing RIGHT NOW

She’s your best girlfriend who eventually becomes your best enemy because she may have seemed like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag - but in reality, she is so much more than that.Someone told me they hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at a PhiKap’s Halloween party, (or maybe a zeeb party). She may think she knows everything but really she only knows about onion articles she took to heart. She’s been threatening to kill herself before twitter made it trendy, literally cause she needs THAT much attention. Overall congrats I guess, you’re the butternut with not just the worst spelling, but also the butternut with the worst at taking her birth control on time!

Regina George

CONGRATS! You won both most likely to have liver failure before 21 in high school, yet somehow ARENT the Butternut in renal failure (currently!) You’re always willing to go out and drink a full 30 to yourself while simultaneously absolutely fucking raging if someone doesn’t come get ‘er (you) while dancing like a stripper and/or raging if your English muffin isn’t buttered adequately. It’s ironic that you’re a fireman but somehow have the really deeply rooted issues with police you only express when you listen to your music (scientifically proven to be the only thing louder than Drunk Beky®)

Literally Just a Picture of the Beach

Wow you must be really quirky! Living your life like its a young adult novel seems really draining but after who can blame you since you never really outgrew your Tumblr phase, instead just became your Tumblr phase! One time you ate a peach in third grade and since then you’ve had a peach branded into your forehead but honestly it’s the most accurate fruit to associate with you since you’re also the only butternut to like not just dix but chix too!! Having cosplay as a hobby is practically like having an invisibility cloak, but nerdierc

Zoey DeChannel cosplaying as Jackie DeMayo

While possibly the least active member of Butternut, defiantly the most sober of all the nuts, you’re the only one who knows how to unclog any drain. You keep yourself at a constant baseline sadness by listening to sad boi music that fuels your Facebook video sharing. Every time you yell at someone for vaping indoors a fire chief gets a new helmet but at least you’re good at keeping your children in check, whether they’re you’re roommates or two seventh graders smarter than yourself.

Deepher

Abused, misused, and drooled on :( sorry buddy you have the butternut girls sitting on your more than any undergrad psych student could tell you is healthy

Brady's Old Carpet

Have you shacked here? Do you just feel oddly comfortable with us? How often are you getting ready in our room like this? This is why we took the rock out of the door.

Shacker

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