We Had A Woman Play F***, Marry, Kill With Her Husband And His Two Best Friends

It's like The Dating Game except everyone knows each other and someone gets killed.

Welcome to the first edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill featuring Ned's wife, Ariel!

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The stakes were pretty high considering how awkward it would be for Ariel to accidentally choose to kill Ned, given the fact that they're married IRL.

Let the games begin!

In the first round, Ariel asked all the contestants the same question, "What is the one thing you would never want my parents to find out about you?" Their voices were altered in her headphones so she wouldn't know who was speaking.

Next, Ariel asked each of the dudes their own question. Starting with Zach, she asked, "If you were a planet, what kind of species would inhabit you and why?"

Now for Eugene, "What's the cutest outfit a horse could wear?"

For some reason Ariel said that this answer made it sound like this was a person she'd like to fuck.

Finally, Ned was asked, "If you were a cannibal, which celeb would you want to eat first?" IS THIS THE TOUGHEST QUESTION EVER OR WHAT.

For the last game, the guys were asked to come up with a haiku:

After it all was said and done, it was time to decide who to fuck, marry, and kill! Of course, she chose to fuck Eugene.

Sadly, she chose to murder Zach in cold blood.

But yay! That meant that she was going to marry her husband! Hurrah!

Luckily, Ned totally understood because who wouldn't fuck Eugene?!