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Walsh 220- Which Roommate Are You?

Favorite [Alcoholic] Drink

Celebrity Crush

How will you die?

Favorite Food

Life After College?

Are you Mohit?

How do you like your coffee?

Favorite TV Shows

You have three hours to kill. What do you do?

Dream Vacation

Congrats! You're the group toilet! You're Kehl, or should we say, Kale, you fucking vegetable. I'm sorry, but it seems like life just fucking hates you. At least you take it like a man, despite not having the weight of one. This probably contributes to your extreme awkwardness. But then again, it might be because you've had blue balls for the last 18 years.

Kehl Markley

Congrats. You're Craig. Not only were you built in a lab, but you have a basic understanding of social interactions! (Emphasis on basic) But don't worry, in 50 years you will own your own venture capital firm, as long as your excessive hubris doesn't get there first.

Craig McCahan

Congrats! You're Dan! You're 10 years from retirement despite only being a freshman in college! There's nothing you love more than kicking back, relaxing, and watching Mad Men with a premium cigar and a nice glass of Scotch, on the rocks. You have huge man crushes on Don Draper and Ronald Reagan, and of course, where would you be without Patrick Chatfield. All in all, you're a cool guy with great manners and great taste, it's too bad you'll never be as good as your brother!

Dan Del Vecchio

Congrats! You're Jake! When you aren't obsessively tidying your room, fixing your hair, or ironing your shirt, you're probably moping about losing in pick-up (to Craig)! You consistently prioritize Rocket League/your friends over things most would consider more important. \*Cough cough\* Molly \*Cough cough\*. Whatever you do though, please don't get defensive. [pun intended]

Jake Bernhardt

Congrats! You're a freak! Not only are you from England and have a stupid British accent, you're moments away from going into cardiac arrest thanks to your ridiculous eating and sleeping habits. The excessive amount of Coke you consume will eventually catch up to you, making you not only short, but fat (oh wait, you're already there). I guess it's a good thing Kelly is dating you for your money and not your looks.

Dimi Tan

Congrats! You're PChats! You have a limited vocabulary that mainly consists of "Hi" and "Daww!" What you lack in height you make up for in expressing your emotions. Sike! Luckily you have a close group of friends you call the Jedi Council, whatever the fuck that is.

PChats

Congrats! You've won! You're fucking Moheat! When you're actually on campus, you're probably either knocking down treys on the basketball court, grinding in Bapst, or standing outside Erin's door! With a 3.9 GPA and a promising career in Bollywood ahead of you, we ain't taking no L's. #cashganggang #dtf100p #broheat

Mohit Aayush

Congrats! You're the other Pat! You're the ugliest kid anyone has ever seen, but at least you pull more than anybody else in the group. You're the living embodiment of a weird brag and the only thing faster than your shotgun time is how fast you blow your load (pun intended).

Pat Hayes

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Walsh 220- Which Roommate Are You?

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