27. David Beckham
Looks like: That girl in middle school who just got back from a cruise.
26. Fredrik Ljungberg
Looks like: Recalled Furby
25. Brek Shea
Looks like: Long-lost Jedward brother.
24. Jason Lee
Looks like: A pineapple.
23. Raul Meireles
Looks like: Recently kicked out of Blur.
22. Javier Pinola
Looks like: Balding in all the wrong places.
21. Luis Figo
Looks like: Asked the barber for "something that matches my shoulder pads."
20. Javier Margas
Looks like: A rainbow sno-cone.
19. 1998 Romanian National Team
Looks like: An Eminem music video.
18. Chris Waddle
Looks like: An outdoors mugshot.
17. Sir Bobby Charlton
Looks like: The gallant knight of middle age-dom.
16. Junior Senaya
Looks like: There's a bird or two overhead.
15. Joe Cole
Looks like: He forgot not to do that.
14. Gervinho
Looks like: Megamind.
13. Salomon Kalou
Looks like: A big Beetleborgs fan.
12. Sandro Raniere
Looks like: The protagonist of a grocery store romance novel.
11. Ronaldo
Looks like: A champion, lay off him.
10. Andy Carroll
Looks like: Vintage K Fed.
9. Vagner Love
Looks like: Part time Parliament-Funkadelic member.
8. Manuel Loco
Looks like: He missed a spot.
7. Marouane Chamakh
Looks like: An oil spill.
6. Miroslav Penner
Looks like: Your friend's mom.
5. Roberto Baggio
Looks like: A beaver.
4. Abel Xavier
Looks like: He was not Abel to find a decent barber.
3. Mike Werner
Looks like: Joe Dirt.
2. Taribo West
Looks like: Funky shoelaces.
1. Carlos Valderrama
Looks like: The rainforest.
