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This Barb-Inspired "Stranger Things" Recipe Is Both Rude And Delicious

RUDE.

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By now you've heard of the amazing show Stranger Things, or as some people may know it, The Tragedy of Barb.

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She was a queen and we didn't deserve her.

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But now we REALLY don't deserve her, because there's a recipe BASED ON HER DECAYING DEAD BODY.

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Netflix has killed Barb all over again by giving us the recipe for French Onion Barb.

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It's pretty simple. First, take your Barb-dough and carve an expression of complete agony into her Barb-face.

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Then put her in a scalding hot oven and bake her alive because she HASN'T BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY.

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Now, abandon her like your name is Nancy Wheeler while you go off and make some dumb onion soup/sleep with your boyfriend.

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Then just plop Barb right into the soup, because fuck it.

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Now cover her poor, dead Barb-face in cheese.

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And to top things of, casually take a BLOWTORCH AND BURN HER FACE OFF.

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Oh, and obviously find some time to make a replica of Barb trying to climb out of the pool where the Demogorgon killed her because you, somehow, need to make this EVEN RUDER.

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RIP Barb, you look delicious and we will avenge you in Season 2.

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