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    They're Making A Sequel To "The Ring" Because Nothing Is Fair

    This is just so rude.

    We all remember Samara, yes? That evil, well-dwelling hag who haunted our middle school dreams after The Ring came out in 2002?

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    Well, they made a sequel in 2005, which was RUDE because our psyches were just beginning to recover...

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    ...but now they're making a THREEQUEL, which is just REALLY RUDE. Will we ever be allowed to heal and grow as people?!

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    In Rings, Samara is still up to her old, terrifying tricks — aka she's still crawling out of TVs and killing people seven days after they see her creepy home video.

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    But this time around, she's has infiltrated the INTERNET.

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    But she's still up to her same tricks, the ol' "I'm pulling your gross hair out of my throat," etc.

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    Things are looking, if possible, even more intense than last time.

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    This time Samara is burning messages on peoples' BODIES. And maybe trying to get herself reborn?

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    Like what the shit is this? This is RUDE. It has only been 14 years, we need more time to recover, and now you're doing THIS?

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    She can also, it seems, crash planes now. PLANES.

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    IS NOWHERE SAFE? Can we LIVE?

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    Rings premieres in theaters Oct. 28.

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