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    26 Ron Swanson Quotes That Are Never Not Funny

    Ron Swanson, he drinks and he knows things.

    1. On socializing:

    2. On pets:

    3. On privacy:

    4. On fashion:

    5. On ambition:

    6. On leaving a legacy:

    7. On family history:

    8. On meat:

    9. On meat, again:

    10. Aaaand on meat:

    11. On alcohol:

    12. On alcohol, again:

    13. Aaaand on alcohol:

    14. On the importance of honesty:

    15. On paperwork:

    16. On knowing yourself:

    17. On co-worker bonding activities:

    18. On friendship:

    19. On music:

    20. On dessert:

    21. On technology:

    22. On priorities:

    23. On pain management:

    24. On the great outdoors:

    25. On regret:

    26. On everything: