Nick Offerman Has Explained Oprah's Favorite Things For Us

"If you would like to smell like Oprah, shut up and wear it."

We were recently blessed with Oprah's Favorite Things for 2015. To help us plebes who might not understand Oprah's flawless taste, Nick Offerman has offered his own interpretation of the list.

youtube.com

First up, Hesperides Grapefruit Bath & Shower Gel and Body Lotion Set in "Heaven" scent.

NBC

"With notes of grapefruit (my favorite) and bergamot, this set's shower gel and body lotion (which contain vitamins C and E and skin-softening shea butter) smell absolutely delicious." — Oprah

But OK here's the gist of it:

vine.co

Next, Modern Sprout Garden Jar Three-Pack: Herb Essentials.

NBC

"Now this is a fantastic gift: made in the U.S.A., a vintage-inspired mason jar containing a self-watering hydroponic system that grows herbs. I love the idea of giving a set—my faves are basil, parsley, and mint." — Oprah

Yes awesome and also here's the thing:

vine.co

And finally, Park Avenue Faux-Fur Pet Jacket in Chinchilla.

NBC

"What's your dog begging for? Surely, a faux-fur jacket—tricked out with a jeweled button closure and a practical opening for a leash. (I would have put this on my dogs when I lived in Chicago.) Bonus: It's machine washable (use a gentle cycle for maximum fluffiness)." —Oprah

Cool but like, also:

vine.co

Thank you Oprah and thank you Nick Offerman and god bless us everyone.

NBC