1. On Baby Groot:
me if I had a dollar for every time I said aww when baby groot came on screen
2. Seriously, Baby Groot:
me before gotg 2: i would die for baby groot me after gotg 2: i would die for baby groot
3. On Ego:
4. On living your truth:
5. On updating modern slang:
6. And subsequent emotional ruin:
7. On unfair expectations:
8. On real-life romance:
*at my wedding* "If you take this man to be your husband say I do" Me: I... am Groot
9. On dad issues:
10. On Drax:
11. On dudes:
me: men are trash men: nOt aLl mEn!!!1!1!1!!! me (an intellectual): ur right. peter quill, a-hole of the galaxy, can do no wrong
12. On heartbreak:
13. On unearthly cuteness:
14. On life:
15. On subtext:
16. On the clarity of hindsight:
17. On everyone's universal feelings:
18. On character development:
19. On the most important lesson we learned:
