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19 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Seen "Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2"

Mary Poppins, y'all.

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1. On Baby Groot:

me if I had a dollar for every time I said aww when baby groot came on screen

2. Seriously, Baby Groot:

me before gotg 2: i would die for baby groot me after gotg 2: i would die for baby groot


8. On real-life romance:

*at my wedding* "If you take this man to be your husband say I do" Me: I... am Groot


11. On dudes:

me: men are trash men: nOt aLl mEn!!!1!1!1!!! me (an intellectual): ur right. peter quill, a-hole of the galaxy, can do no wrong