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19 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Seen "Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2"

Mary Poppins, y'all.

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1. On Baby Groot:

me if I had a dollar for every time I said aww when baby groot came on screen

2. Seriously, Baby Groot:

me before gotg 2: i would die for baby groot me after gotg 2: i would die for baby groot

3. On Ego:

4. On living your truth:


5. On updating modern slang:

6. And subsequent emotional ruin:

7. On unfair expectations:

8. On real-life romance:

*at my wedding* "If you take this man to be your husband say I do" Me: I... am Groot


9. On dad issues:

10. On Drax:

11. On dudes:

me: men are trash men: nOt aLl mEn!!!1!1!1!!! me (an intellectual): ur right. peter quill, a-hole of the galaxy, can do no wrong

12. On heartbreak:


13. On unearthly cuteness:

14. On life:

15. On subtext:

16. On the clarity of hindsight:


17. On everyone's universal feelings:

18. On character development:

19. On the most important lesson we learned: