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    Updated on Aug 13, 2018. Posted on May 8, 2017

    19 Jokes You'll Only Get If You've Seen "Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2"

    Mary Poppins, y'all.

    1. On Baby Groot:

    me if I had a dollar for every time I said aww when baby groot came on screen

    2. Seriously, Baby Groot:

    me before gotg 2: i would die for baby groot me after gotg 2: i would die for baby groot

    3. On Ego:

    4. On living your truth:

    5. On updating modern slang:

    6. And subsequent emotional ruin:

    7. On unfair expectations:

    8. On real-life romance:

    *at my wedding* "If you take this man to be your husband say I do" Me: I... am Groot

    9. On dad issues:

    10. On Drax:

    11. On dudes:

    me: men are trash men: nOt aLl mEn!!!1!1!1!!! me (an intellectual): ur right. peter quill, a-hole of the galaxy, can do no wrong

    12. On heartbreak:

    13. On unearthly cuteness:

    14. On life:

    15. On subtext:

    16. On the clarity of hindsight:

    17. On everyone's universal feelings:

    18. On character development:

    19. On the most important lesson we learned:

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