Jewel Staite Has The Best Twitter Account Ever

    Take your whole wheat donut and get the frig outta here.

    You know Jewel Staite, right? Kaylee from Firefly, Dr. Jennifer Keller from Stargate Atlantis...

    ...Catalina from Space Cases?! You know her. She's kind of a big deal.

    And lucky for us, she's also kind of a social media wiz. Her Instagram account is hilarious.

    But her Twitter account is the best.

    If I had a nickel for every time a woman calling herself a "fellow mom" gave me unsolicited advice, I'd pay to bring back Firefly myself.

    Her tweets are so great that they should be immortalized as inspirational posters. AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

    Somebody asked me what I got my 12 day old baby for Christmas. Seriously? I got the energy sucking milk guzzling vampire LIFE.

    On healthy eating:

    On proper attire:

    On judging others:

    On forbidden desire:

    On romance:

    On pants:

    On success:

    On the perils of dating:

    On technology:

    On diplomacy:

    On holiday cheer:

    On modern slang:

    On Westeros:

    On friendship:

    On representation of women in Hollywood:

    Oh, Jewel. 💜